Apple..Stop acting like a stalking ex-girlfriend

Just when I get through writing nice things about you Apple, you go ahead and remind me of your lingering flaw.  Stop fooling yourself that I am going to start using and upgrading Safari on my computer.  The laptop you sold me is already overloaded with every graphics, video and sound editing tool known to man.  I don't have room for your weird little browser - I moved on... to Firefox - she understands me better for that kind of stuff.  sometimes you have to reach down deep and let go if you want to stay friends.  Let it go Apple - I'm not buying into Safari - stop having it show up on my Software Updater every 2 weeks.  The stalking is really weirding me out and eroding our relationship.  Can't we get past this?